How it all started

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THIS is the real story. Don't believe anything else you may hear. [More]

By 3TonsOfCode on November 25, 2014 at 9:31 AM
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"IE6 Compatible"

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If you hear these words from your client, you're in a VERY dangerous path.
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By 3TonsOfCode on July 7, 2014 at 10:16 AM
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Stick this on your client's forehead

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This happens way too often. And you need to make it clear that the distance from "almost" to "exactly" is long and costly. VERY costly. [More]

By 3TonsOfCode on August 2, 2013 at 6:47 PM
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Never, never do that

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Except if you really like to live dangerously. [More]

By 3TonsOfCode on July 29, 2013 at 5:02 PM
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Being way too serious with error reporting

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Makes you end up getting error messages inside error messages inside error messages. [More]

By 3TonsOfCode on July 27, 2013 at 3:15 PM
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Three Tons Of Code is a blog with humorous fiction stories for software developers and people who work in IT in general. It has been noticed that some project managers will not like the blog's content so you'd better not stand next to them when they start throwing things at the computer screen.

See the "Webz" version for images and fun stuff from around the Internet: www.3tonsofcode.com/webz/

Psst! If you are a Project Manager (what are you doing here?) just give this a try. If you are a developer, though, give this to your Project Manager to play and enjoy weeks of undisturbed work :)
 

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