IN EVERY CIVILIZED COMPANY IN EVERY CIVILIZED COUNTRY
Dear Client,
what you are asking can be done:
1. In a very short period of time.
2. For a very low price.
3. With very high quality.
Please choose two.
Sincerely,
the Developer.
IN YOUR COMPANY
Dear Developer,
what I'm asking for MUST be done:
1. Tomorrow (at the latest).
2. For a price close to free.
3. What is "quality"?
Sincerely,
the Client.