Cultural Differences

IN EVERY CIVILIZED COMPANY IN EVERY CIVILIZED COUNTRY

Dear Client,

what you are asking can be done:

1. In a very short period of time.
2. For a very low price.
3. With very high quality.

Please choose two.

Sincerely,
the Developer.

 

IN YOUR COMPANY

Dear Developer,

what I'm asking for MUST be done:

1. Tomorrow (at the latest).
2. For a price close to free.
3. What is "quality"?

Sincerely,
the Client.

 




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Linnea
Linnea
4/2/2014 12:48:50 PM #

Thank you for your article.Really thank you! Awesome.

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