How it all started

THIS is the real story. Don't believe anything else you may hear. [More]

"IE6 Compatible"

If you hear these words from your client, you're in a VERY dangerous path.

Stick this on your client's forehead

This happens way too often. And you need to make it clear that the distance from "almost" to "exactly" is long and costly. VERY costly. [More]

Never, never do that

Except if you really like to live dangerously. [More]

Being way too serious with error reporting

Makes you end up getting error messages inside error messages inside error messages. [More]


Three Tons Of Code is a blog with humorous fiction stories for software developers and people who work in IT in general. It has been noticed that some project managers will not like the blog's content so you'd better not stand next to them when they start throwing things at the computer screen.

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