Being way too serious with error reporting

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Makes you end up getting error messages inside error messages inside error messages. [More]

By 3TonsOfCode on July 27, 2013 at 3:15 PM
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Episode 3: Client-Oriented Approach

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Zach gets an angry call from a client who cannot describe what's wrong with his application. But he is angry. And nothing works. And it's not his fault. And Zach becomes an alcoholic. [More]

By 3TonsOfCode on July 26, 2013 at 6:56 PM
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Episode 2: Ree-phact-o-ring

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You don't want to mess with other people's code. Especially when "other people" means the chief developer of your company.What can Zach WontDoIt do with 89333 lines of badly written VB code without quitting, insulting the chief developer or starting to drink like there's no tomorrow? [More]

By 3TonsOfCode on July 24, 2013 at 11:33 AM
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Really good developers...

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...are not supposed to get married, have kids, or even talk to others. Ever. [More]

By 3TonsOfCode on July 23, 2013 at 11:33 AM
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Never describe your profession in detail

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Especially if you are a developer. Nobody can handle the truth about what you do. Nobody. [More]

By 3TonsOfCode on July 22, 2013 at 2:38 PM
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